So you haven’t had the best track record with pets, but you long for the companionship that has long eluded you. Robotic fish are the answer. (These two fish are of the rare Steampunk species that feature intricate etching on their graceful bodies.) With metal seaweed and rocks, you won’t need to spend time cleaning this gumball tank, and the cherry red color will brighten any room. It’s pet perfection.